MEMBER PROFILE FOR glow_habs_glow
Average Overall Score Given: 7.00000 / 10
Total Forum Posts: 575
Reviews
James Bond 007: Agent Under Fire
Overall: this game is so queer, i mean this shouldnt of been called 007: nightfire, it should of been called00GAY: queerified
or
QUEER: Ass Sh*t
Gameplay: have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a spy, drive fast cars, bangs broads, and save the world? me too, well keep on dreaming. this game is nothing but fruits droppin the soap and spreadin their legs to 00qeeurboy. this guy makes elton john look like rambo.
Graphics: that scene with the girl in the red dress OHHHH MAN! that gave me a half-chub. nothing like dose 3d broads. i feel like reaching down her dress and shaving her nipples off with a chesse grader. if sure james would get a woody over that bloody, nipply mess.
Audio: well well well, all i can say is. wow. this makes me feel like stickin my !&%$@#* in a piranna tank and waiting for some action.
Suggestions: bond, james bond get a freakin life you queer !&%$@#* mo-fo. dustin ever get this game oh wait...you suck...me off BONG!
Overall Score: 5.0 / 10
NHL Hitz 2002
Overall: Hitz has its up and its downslet me explain. In the following few comments. Midways over the top sport title is a flop and a flow!
Gameplay: The gameplay is setup good.
A-passY-deke
the game has good game play and thats what makes it a decent, im being generous, game.
and the goalies are SOOOOOOOOOO slow and stupid! 17-12???? cmon!
Graphics: they should of called this game:
NHL GLITCH!. So many of them.
But the GOALIES!!! they look great
Rink is too small!. Goalies crease is too small.
"Ok" grafix
players look nothing like their counterparts
Audio: pwwwws. what ever. the only the that sounds good in the game is the Annoucer. He's loud and great!!!
Suggestions: better grafix
better sound
better AI
in other words, this game is garbage!
Overall Score: 6.0 / 10
Project Gotham Racing
Overall: Wow! I mean what a great game. Everything about thing game rings PERFECTION. Just a great game with great cars.Gameplay: When you're bustin' around a corner at 110 mph it feels real. This is nothing like GT3. GT3 has your granmas car in it. PGR has actual cool cars. The game is hard but if it wasnt, you'd beat in a matter of 2 hrs. This game was made correctly and is the best racing game ever made(yes, better then RSC)
Graphics: Now COME ON!
Best looking game ever, well one of them. This games physics are so tied into their real-life counters parts its not funny. the Cities are beautiful and the cars are great.
Audio: great sound too. Sounds like cities, cars,and motors.
Ripping songs are great too. Nothing like ripping down the street, side-swipping a Beetle while jamming to
Suggestions: Im a FORD guy, add lots of Fords.
other than that. RELEASE PGR2 NOW!!!
Overall Score: 10.0 / 10
