MEMBER PROFILE FOR Slim_Doodie
Average Overall Score Given: 7.33333 / 10
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Reviews
Serious Sam
Overall: This is without a doubt one of the most stylish shooters of all time. The amounts of humor, amazing characters, and the amount of carnage is over the top. Playing the game is just exceptional. Serious Sam is here to take over baby!Gameplay: Let's put it this way destory just about everything you see. The controls are fluid, and everything just comes together to cerate a sumphony of destruction... I will crap my pants!
Graphics: One Word: This game is absolutley amazing. That was bunch of words.. Visually this game is bright and the environments go on forever.. This isnt a dark dungeon shooter. Youre out and about and kicking ass!
Audio: The Sounds are great.. everything from alien yelps to these dudes that run at you with bombs in thier hands yellingas they get closer and closer til they explode on impact. The voices and stuff Sam says is hysterical. What a great character.
Suggestions: I think Croteam has really perfected bringing this game to the console.. I really feel like I can continually have fun with this title.
Overall Score: 10.0 / 10
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
Overall: This game was supposed to be the !&%$@#* .. It turns out that its a stinky piece of shit. I mean yeah its cool you cand choke people, and stuff, but it was boring, and the blood looked so fake.. Your character looks like a !&%$@#* not a hitman... Put a hit out on this game...Gameplay: Its appelaing but not enough to get me to wet my pants like everyone else. I would have appreciated a little more cool Spyeqsue things not this...
Graphics: I think it was actually a quite striking game. I think it will be a little better if we could get the blood to look good
Audio: SUCKSCU
Suggestions: Die Developer S !&%$@#* !
Overall Score: 3.0 / 10
Conflict: Desert Storm
Overall: This game is rediculous! I mean at first I was a little pissed that I only had one guy.. but it really helped me get adjusted to the controls. The graphics are intense. When I had my squad all together I really kicked some Iraqi Ass!!! The Gameplay is so good, I smelled Arabs in my living room. Anyway, I am looking forward to the later missions when I can kill Sadam. I heard on the news that this is possible. In my book Conflict: Desert Storm is a lot of fun..Gameplay: As I said I smelled Arabs! Maybe it was just my armpits.. but I think this game rawks! You can really get into a stelath mode and take out these guys like Weapon X!
Graphics: At first I wasn't so impressed, but as I played the environments really impressed me.. I think this game looks really good.
Audio: Sounds good to me man! Sounds good to me man!Sounds good to me man!Sounds good to me man!Sounds good to me man!
Suggestions: I would love it if you could smell more Arabs...
Overall Score: 9.0 / 10
