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Average Overall Score Given: 4.66667 / 10
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Reviews
Bruce Lee: Quest of the Dragon
Overall: Why was this game ever made? Oh, that's right, Universal was trying to make money.Seriously this is one of the worst games I have ever played. It completley and utterly soils the name of Bruce Lee.Gameplay: Was this game even tested? The controls barley function. I pressed Y to attack repeatadly and it maybe registered 2 of those presses. And why do all these badguys look like they are out of place? I swear when you make it to the city a few levels in some of the bad guys seem a wee bit out of place. (If you can make it that far you will know what I mean)
Graphics: You know what? 8-bit NES graphics are more appealing to me than this pile of trash. Graphical flicker runs rampant through this game. The character models are POOR and don't get me started about the environments. Animations choppier than the ocean during a hurricane and just... ARRRRRRRG!
Audio: Wow, the game sounds as bad as it looks. Voice actings pathetic as is the music. My theory is Ronin payed some dude with a synthesizer 5 bucks to make the music and a few random people off the street to do the voices.
Suggestions: Ronin, give up. You guys are Officialy the worst development house on the PLANET.
Overall Score: 2.0 / 10
Enter the Matrix
Overall: This is quite possibly the worst game I have played in recent memory (except for that awful Bruce lee game) Gameplay: This is your basic, run from point A to point B dribble while avoiding the agents. (whom by the way are stupider than a sack of bricks) The controls are absolutley terrible, the camera is as asinine as they come, and the AI for normal enemies (a.k.a. the same cop ive killed fourty times!) is increadably stupid.
Graphics: Awful. Where the heck did this 20 million dollars go? Thats right, straight into the waichowski brothers pockets. This game looks so awful it could make you vomit.
Audio: Wow, someone knows how to rip music from a cd. Come on guys at leats use a friggin synthesizer or something to make some original music.
Suggestions: Hey, Shiny, you should have stopped with MDK.
Overall Score: 2.0 / 10
Azurik: Rise of Perathia
Overall: Azurik is an increadably immersive game that looks and plays absolutley fabulous. With a wonderful storyline, great play control, awesome soundtrack and graphics that murder even the best looking PS2 game Azurik is an adventure lovers dream.Gameplay: This game controls very well. I have had no problems moving azurik around and kicking some creature ass. The camera is not a problem (so called "profesional reviewers" are lazy bastards and cant move a little stick to postition a camera perfectly)These controls rock!
Graphics: This game is abso-friggin-lutley beautiful. Your view can span for miles in the game and the environments are HUGE! Creatures look great and are animated beautifuly. This looks way better than anything GC or PS2 can do.
Audio: With a full orchastral soundtrack Azuriks sound is perfect. Sound effects are amazing and the voice overs are the best I have heard in my life.
Suggestions: Make a Sequal!
Overall Score: 10.0 / 10
