MEMBER PROFILE FOR Rusty_Clown
Average Overall Score Given: 5.50000 / 10
Total Forum Posts: 3
Reviews
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3
Overall: How any brain-dead drooling moron could actually bare to look at his infested tv screen for anything past the title screen beats me, i mean, i would think that Kabuki warriors was the worst game on ay system up to now, we no longer need rubber boots to wade through, we need a whole protective suit to dive in the bullsh*t.Gameplay: As soon as i bought the game, i was able to do every single "super-duper" trick in this pretty-case game, i mean, please, give us some sort of a challenge, and the missions? oh dont even get me started! Kill the bully?! Just a typical airhead-american style "dude i'm so cool" game. I use the game as a frisbee for my dog now, its not any more worth dog's saliva and filth
Graphics: What do u mean visual appeal? you mean that we are actually expected to appreciate vector-style graphics without anny buffers or even bump mapping, what is this the gamecube? all levels are flat and i'm sorry but the 'trees' might as well have nipples on them...
Audio: what sound, you mean that repetitive and nauseating beat in the background that made me wonder about my xbox head? But i really have to give a hand to- *laugh* i couldn't even keep a straight face when saying it.
Suggestions: You may as well quit and solely develop this underet-at-starbucks s !&%$@#* m for the gamecube, haha, who knows, this may vastly improve nintendo's games, because personally everyone i know is sick of companies like this one dumping sh*t on the xbox
Overall Score: 3.0 / 10
Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2
Overall: I know that the nfs series got really horrible around high stakes with the 15 minute-to design porsche that looked like a beetle, and having mm2 players mistaking it for an old 80's model :-S. And around nfs porsche unleashed it was, put on your rubber boots cuz here comes the bullsh*t... but NFS 6 has proved an extraordinary exception, being the first in next-gen NFS games, the graphics are smooth, fast and detailed :-)Gameplay: You could play this game over, over and over again, even though the available combinations of car-to-track selections but it was still hilarious just to watch how pulsing the stupidity of the AI can get, hi cop, would you mind if you tried to pursuit my murcielago and i ram your bumper off and you incinerate into a spectacular display of pools of flame? still, it was funny for certain, not sure about fun. Yet the game maintained speed-arcade style racing unlike the eye-bogglingly boring GT3 and sega GT 2002
Graphics: The graphix certainly took a large leap, and the ability of this system to shoot the game into so many poly's at speeds of 35fps with FSAA is pretty amazing, as for certain visual effects like the matrix-style rotary freeze-scene, well theres really one word for them, speechless, could nfs actually begin to look real?
Audio: I dont particualrly have that much to say about sound, but the crappy persistence in EA to apply terrible soundtracks and cheap $3 remixes is very sad, could they not at least integrate user music from the hdd?
Suggestions: Possibly improved multiplayer modes, or levels with mm-style metropolis' would be really cool (because, seriously, u'd have to be an idiot to not get bored of mm in 5 minutes)
Overall Score: 8.0 / 10
